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		<title>THE BIG 55 COMING SOON&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Keep your eyes pealed for a letter, coming in January, announcing our 55th Reunion&#8230;hoping this will be another biggie reunion&#8230;so keep posted.
For now know that: It will be in two parts: PART ONE IN bALTIMORE&#8230;.A big luncheon at Eagle&#8217;s Nest Country Club being planned by Sally Shake and Arlen Kelly.  Then Brunch Sunday Morning.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>Keep your eyes pealed for a letter, coming in January, announcing our 55th Reunion&#8230;hoping this will be another biggie reunion&#8230;so keep posted.</p>
<p>For now know that: It will be in two parts: PART ONE IN bALTIMORE&#8230;.A big luncheon at Eagle&#8217;s Nest Country Club being planned by Sally Shake and Arlen Kelly.  Then Brunch Sunday Morning.</p>
<p>PART TWO: cHECK IN AT DUNES MANOR HOTEL IN OCEAN CITY, MD!!!\</p>
<p>Do both parts, we hope, or just one or the other&#8230;your option.  We plan on a 3 day stay in OC (Sun check in; check out Weds) / Hotel Rates 1/2 price (great fee) all rooms ocean front.</p>
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		<title>IF THE SHOE FITS&#8230;</title>
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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men&#8217;s restroom, but it had always been occupied.
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Sir, she said &#8221; You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.&#8221;
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><strong><span style="font-size:large;color:#3333ff;font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#3333ff;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men&#8217;s restroom, but it had always been occupied.</span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size:large;color:#3333ff;font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:#3333ff;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"></p>
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<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Sir, she said &#8221; You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.&#8221;</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Who would know if he touched them?</span></span></strong></strong></span></span></strong><span style="font-size:x-small;color:#000000;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial;"></span></span></p>
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</span></span><strong><strong><span style="font-size:large;color:#3333ff;font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#3333ff;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">He couldn&#8217;t resist.. He pushed &#8216;WW&#8217;. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.</span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size:large;color:#3333ff;font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:#3333ff;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">What a nice feeling, he thought. Men&#8217;s restrooms don&#8217;t have nice things like this.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this </span></span></strong></strong><br />
<strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn&#8217;t wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">&#8220;What happened?&#8221; he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">&#8220;The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.&#8221;</span></span></strong></strong><br />
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</span></span><strong><strong><span style="font-size:medium;color:#ff0000;font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">&#8230; MEN NEVER LISTEN</span></span></strong></strong><span style="font-size:x-small;color:#000000;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial;"></span></span></p>
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		<title>Some Good Stuff from Barbara Torode</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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. . .does nothing in the first place.

. . .makes lists of things NOT to do, then crosses them off as he doesn&#8217;t do them


. . . has never done anything that is no sooner said than.
 


. ,.asks &#8220;which came last- the chicken or the egg?&#8221;


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Years ago,  Jim &#38; I joined this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeydv55.wordpress.com&blog=3263404&post=48&subd=mikeydv55&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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<div style="margin:0;"><span style="font:small Helvetica;">. . . has never done anything that is no sooner said than.</span></div>
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<div style="margin:0;"><span style="font:small Helvetica;">. ,.asks &#8220;which came last- the chicken or the egg?&#8221;</span></div>
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<div style="margin:0;"><span style="font:small Helvetica;">Years ago,  Jim &amp; I joined this protest. Les Was, the Pres, is a friend</span></div>
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<div style="margin:0;"><span style="font:small Helvetica;">EARLY BIRDS CATCH &#8212; ?</span></div>
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<div style="margin:0;"><span style="font:small Helvetica;">       A bunch of Procrastinators Club members, fed up (to here) with the &#8220;Early Bird Specials&#8221; concept, decided at long last, to take action, in spite of the negativism that &#8220;action&#8221; signifies.</span></div>
<div style="margin:0;"><span style="font:small Helvetica;">       We went to Seafood Shanty restaurant in Willow Grove, Pa., and protested during their busy lunch period, carrying signs that read, &#8220;Give Late Birds A Break!&#8221; . . . &#8220;Down with Early Bird Specials and Fast Food!&#8221;. . . &#8220;Why not Late Bird Specials?&#8221;. . . &#8220;Late lunches are Better than Early Dinners&#8221;. . .&#8221;Procrastinators Finally Take a Stand Agaisnt Early Bird Specials!&#8221;</span></div>
<div style="margin:0;"><span style="font:small Helvetica;">        We felt that restaurants all over (especially Florida, where the state bird is the the Early Bird) were putting one over on us with the early bargains being over before people are even hungry.  It was time for procrastinators to get a break for a change. After all, we are in the majority.</span></div>
<div style="margin:0;"><span style="font:small Helvetica;">        The protest worked.  Joe Gentile, owner of the chain, vowed to henceforth offer only &#8220;Bird Specials&#8221;, without specifying any particular bird type.  He was very nice about it. He invited us all inside, out of the rain, to have lunch on the house.</span></div>
<div style="margin:0;"><span style="font:small Helvetica;">And in keeping with the procrastinator doctrine, service was very slow.</span></div>
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<div>Barbara Torode</div>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:x-large;color:#000000;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:24pt;color:black;font-family:Arial;">You could have heard a pin drop</span></span><span style="font-size:x-small;color:#000000;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial;"><br />
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       When in<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>Iraq<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>were just an example of empire building&#8217; by George Bush.<br />
              He answered by saying, &#8216;Over the years, the<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>United States<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.&#8217;<br />
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      There was a conference in<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>France<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying &#8216;Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done?  He has sent an aircraft carrier to<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>Indonesia<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>to help the tsunami victims. What<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span><br />
does he intended to do, bomb them?&#8217;<br />
       A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: &#8216;Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical powe r to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>France<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>have?&#8217;<br />
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  You could have heard a pin drop.<br />
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      A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries.<br />
        Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their dr inks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.&#8217; He then asked, &#8216;Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?&#8217;<br />
       Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied &#8216;Maybe it&#8217;s because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn&#8217;t have to speak German.&#8217;<br />
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           AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE&#8230;<br />
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        Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>Paris<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>by plane.  At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.<br />
       &#8217;You have been to<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>France<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>before, monsieur?&#8217; the customs officer asked sarcastically.<br />
       Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>France<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>previously<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span><br />
       Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.&#8217;<br />
       The American said,  &#8221;The last time I was here, I didn&#8217;t have to show it.<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span><br />
   &#8217;Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>France!&#8217;<br />
       The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, &#8221;Well, when I came ashore at<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>Omaha<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>Beach<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span>on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn&#8217;t find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.&#8217;<br />
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                           You could have heard a pin drop.<span class="ecapple-converted-space"> </span><br />
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		<description><![CDATA[MEN NEVER LISTEN&#8230;&#8230;.


 







In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men&#8217;s restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said &#8221; You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.&#8221;
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><strong><span style="font-size:large;color:#3333ff;font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#3333ff;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men&#8217;s restroom, but it had always been occupied.</span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size:large;color:#3333ff;font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:#3333ff;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">A nurse noticed his predicament.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Sir, she said &#8221; You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.&#8221;</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Who would know if he touched them?</span></span></strong></strong></span></span></strong><span style="font-size:x-small;color:#000000;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial;"></span></span></p>
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</span></span><strong><strong><span style="font-size:large;color:#3333ff;font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#3333ff;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">He couldn&#8217;t resist.. He pushed &#8216;WW&#8217;. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.</span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-size:large;color:#3333ff;font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:#3333ff;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';"></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">What a nice feeling, he thought. Men&#8217;s restrooms don&#8217;t have nice things like this.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this </span></span></strong></strong><br />
<strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn&#8217;t wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">&#8220;What happened?&#8221; he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.</span></span></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">&#8220;The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.&#8221;</span></span></strong></strong><br />
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		<description><![CDATA[SHOULDA…WOULDA…COULDA….OR………
The Greatest Slights in the History of Movies
(OSCAR CALIBER PERFORMANCES THAT SHOULD HAVE WON
but were SLIGHTED by Academy Voters)
THE LADIES:
1. DORIS DAY….5 slights;1 nomination; no wins
(Record holder as # 1 Female Box Office Attraction in history)
“Love Me or Leave Me” (not even a nomination!!!!)
“The Man Who Knew Too Much”
“Calamity Jane” (classic performance)
“Young at Heart”
“Midnight Lace”
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<p>The Greatest Slights in the History of Movies<br />
(OSCAR CALIBER PERFORMANCES THAT SHOULD HAVE WON<br />
but were SLIGHTED by Academy Voters)</p>
<p>THE LADIES:</p>
<p>1. DORIS DAY….5 slights;1 nomination; no wins<br />
(Record holder as # 1 Female Box Office Attraction in history)<br />
“Love Me or Leave Me” (not even a nomination!!!!)<br />
“The Man Who Knew Too Much”<br />
“Calamity Jane” (classic performance)<br />
“Young at Heart”<br />
“</span><span lang="EN-GB">Midnight</span></span></strong></span></span><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"> Lace”<br />
“Pillow Talk” (at least a nomination..but not a winner)</p>
<p>2. JUDY GARLAND….(3 slights:2 nominations; no wins)<br />
(Always among the top 20 moneymakers in the movies)<br />
“Meet Me in St. Louis” (an acknowledged classic)<br />
“A Star is Born” ( a nomination, but no winner)<br />
“Judgement at Nuremberg” (nomination, but no winner)<br />
“Easter Parade”<br />
“Summer Stock”</p>
<p>3. DEBORAH KERR: (3 slights, 6 nominations; 0 wins)</span></strong></span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span>  </span>(always gave a top rated performance)</span></strong></span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span>  </span>“Edward My Son” (nomination; no win)</span></strong></span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span>  </span>“From Here to Eternity” (nomination; no win)</span></strong></span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span>  </span>“The King and I” (nomination; no win)</span></strong></span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span>  </span>“Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison” (nomination;no win)</span></strong></span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span>  </span>“Separate Tables” (nomination; no win)</span></strong></span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span>  </span>“The Sundowners” (nomination; no win)</span></strong></span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span>  </span>“Tea and Sympathy” </span></strong></span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span>  </span>“An Affair to Remember”</span></strong></span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="color:#0000ff;"><strong><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span> </span>“ Beloved Infidel”</span></strong></span></span></span></p>
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<span style="font-size:small;color:#0000ff;font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><strong>4. RITA HAYWORTH: (never nominated;5 slights)<br />
(gigantic sex symbol and famous sweater girl; 40’s/50’s)<br />
“Gilda”<br />
“Cover Girl”<br />
“Miss Sadie Thompson”<br />
“Pal Joey”<br />
“Separate Tables”</p>
<p>5. MARILYN MONROE (5 slights/no nominations)<br />
(Biggest sex symbol in the history of the movies)<br />
“Niagra”<br />
“Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”<br />
“Seven Year Itch”<br />
“Bus Stop” (superior performance)<br />
“Some Like it Hot”</p>
<p>THE MEN:</p>
<p>1. ROCK HUDSON (6 slights/ 1 nomination/ no wins)<br />
(world film favorite 4 years in a row)<br />
“Giant” (nomination; no winner)<br />
“A Farewell To Arms”<br />
“Something of Value”<br />
“Pillow Talk”<br />
“Seconds”<br />
“Ice Station Zebra”</p>
<p>2. PETER O’TOOLE (8 nominations; no wins)<br />
(unbelievable, isn’t it????)<br />
“Lawrence of Arabia” (nomination; no win)<br />
“Beckett” (nomination; no win)<br />
“Lion in Winter” (nomination; no win)<br />
“Goodbye Mr. Chips” (nomination; no win)<br />
“The Ruling Class” (nomination; no win)<br />
“The Stunt Man” (nomination; no win)<br />
“My Favorite Year” (nomination; no win)<br />
“Venus” (nomination; no win)</p>
<p>3. GENE KELLY ( 5 slights; 1 nomination; no wins)<br />
(major film influence in movie musicals of 40’s and 50’s)</p>
<p>“For Me and My Gal”<br />
“Cover Girl”<br />
“Anchors Away” (nomination; no win)<br />
“On The Town”<br />
“An American in </strong></span></span><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-size:small;color:#0000ff;font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><strong>Paris</strong></span></span><span lang="EN-GB"><strong><span style="font-size:small;color:#0000ff;font-family:Comic Sans MS;">”<br />
“Singing in the Rain” (not even a nomination!!!)</p>
<p>4. ALFRED HITCHCOCK ( 7 slights; 6 nominations/ no wins)<br />
(undoubtedly one of most famous directors of all time)<br />
“Rebecca” (nomination; no win)<br />
“Suspicion”<br />
“Lifeboat” (nomination; no win)<br />
“Spellbound” (nomination;no win)<br />
“Rear Window” (nomination; no win)<br />
“Psycho” (nomination; no win)<br />
“Rope”<br />
“To Catch A Thief”<br />
“The Man Who Knew Too Much” (1956 version)<br />
“The Wrong Man”<br />
“Vertigo”<br />
“North by Northwest”<br />
“The Birds”</p>
<p>5. CARY GRANT (13 slights/NO NOMINATIONS/NO WINS)<br />
(considered the “greatest male movie star of all time”)<br />
“Bringing Up Baby”<br />
“Gunga Din”<br />
“My Favorite Wife”<br />
“Philadelphia Story”<br />
“Suspicion”<br />
“Arsenic and Old Lace”<br />
“Night and Day”<br />
“Notorious”<br />
“The Bishop’s Wife”<br />
“To Catch a Thief”<br />
“An Affair to Remember”<br />
“North by Northwest”<br />
“That Touch of Mink”</span></strong></span></p>
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		<title>TEST YOUR BRAIN (Read directions carefully)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:50:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is interesting !!! See if your brain is as old as your body
~
&#62; or ~ (perish the thought) ~ OLDER !!
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&#62;                \
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&#62;               Read the following instructions since the game is in Japanese:
&#62;
&#62;                     Procedure of  Flash Fabrica Game:
&#62;                     1. Touch &#8217;start&#8217;
&#62;                     2. Wait for 3, 2, 1.
&#62;                     3. Memorize the number&#8217;s position on the screen, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeydv55.wordpress.com&blog=3263404&post=39&subd=mikeydv55&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>This is interesting !!! See if your brain is as old as your body<br />
~<br />
&gt; or ~ (perish the thought) ~ OLDER !!<br />
&gt;<br />
&gt;                \<br />
&gt;<br />
&gt;               Read the following instructions since the game is in Japanese:<br />
&gt;<br />
&gt;                     Procedure of  Flash Fabrica Game:<br />
&gt;                     1. Touch &#8217;start&#8217;<br />
&gt;                     2. Wait for 3, 2, 1.<br />
&gt;                     3. Memorize the number&#8217;s position on the screen, then<br />
click<br />
&gt; the circle from the SMALLEST number to the BIGGEST number.<br />
&gt;                     4. At the end of game, computer will tell you how old your<br />
&gt; brain.<br />
&gt;                     Good luck !!<br />
&gt;                     <a href="http://flashfabrica.com/f_learning/brain/brain.html" target="_blank">http://flashfabrica.com/f_learning/brain/brain.html</a></p>
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		<title>We never know how much we influence someone else&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:34:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
With a stroke of a pen, a stranger transforms the afternoon for another man in this stirring short film by Alonso Alvarez. (A Cannes Film Festival Short Film WinnerP:
http://en.zappinternet.com/video/nilSqaMboM/HISTORIA-DE-UN-LETRERO-THE-STORY
 
 




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<p><strong><span style="font-size:medium;">With a stroke of a pen, a stranger transforms the afternoon for another man in this stirring short film by Alonso Alvarez. (A Cannes Film Festival Short Film WinnerP:</p>
<p></span></strong><a title="http://en.zappinternet.com/video/nilSqaMboM/HISTORIA-DE-UN-LETRERO-THE-STORY" href="http://en.zappinternet.com/video/nilSqaMboM/HISTORIA-DE-UN-LETRERO-THE-STORY" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-size:medium;">http://en.zappinternet.com/video/nilSqaMboM/HISTORIA-DE-UN-LETRERO-THE-STORY<br />
</span></strong></a> </p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:12pt;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></p>
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		<title>Did you ever wonder how long you have?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:31:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Life Expectancy Calculator
&#62;     &#62;
&#62;Be honest in answering the questions, or you won&#8217;t get the correct answers!
http://www.peterrussell.com/Odds/RealAge.php
&#62;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p> Life Expectancy Calculator<br />
&gt;     &gt;<br />
&gt;Be honest in answering the questions, or you won&#8217;t get the correct answers!<br />
<a href="http://www.peterrussell.com/Odds/RealAge.php" target="_blank">http://www.peterrussell.com/Odds/RealAge.php</a><br />
&gt;</p>
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		<title>IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT BEEN THERE LATELY&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be sure to check our website WWW.THS55.COM for the details regarding the Ocean City Gettogether this coming October. Some rooms are still available&#8230;SO HURRY, MAKE YOUR PHONE CALL, AND RESERVE THE DATES!!
This annual get together at the Ocean has become such a fun thing that we decided to do it every year in October, just [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mikeydv55.wordpress.com&blog=3263404&post=26&subd=mikeydv55&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><strong>Be sure to check our website <a href="http://www.THS55.COM">WWW.THS55.COM</a> for the details regarding the Ocean City Gettogether this coming October. Some rooms are still available&#8230;SO HURRY, MAKE YOUR PHONE CALL, AND RESERVE THE DATES!!</strong></p>
<p><strong>This annual get together at the Ocean has become such a fun thing that we decided to do it every year in October, just after Sunfest the week before, when we can get the special ocean front room rates.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Last year, Jeri Wagner Cushman was in charge, and we had a wonderful three days together.  This year, Bob Gay has taken the helm for the event, and he promises a good time for all.</strong></p>
<p><strong>So&#8230;.BE SURE TO SIGN UP NOW!!!!</strong></p>
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