IF THE SHOE FITS… September 24, 2008

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said ” You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.”
He did what he needed to, and as [...]

Some Good Stuff from Barbara Torode September 2, 2008

THE TRULY PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR

. . .does nothing in the first place.

. . .makes lists of things NOT to do, then crosses them off as he doesn’t do them

. . . has never done anything that is no sooner said than.
 

. ,.asks “which came last- the chicken or the egg?”

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Years ago,  Jim & I joined this [...]

You could have heard a pin drop…. September 1, 2008

 
 

 

 
 

A former student of mine sent me this email, and this is one time, I am proud to share it with others.

 

 

You could have heard a pin drop
                                           
       When in England, at a [...]

oh, well…. September 1, 2008

MEN NEVER LISTEN…….

 

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said ” You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.”
He did what he needed to, [...]

SHOULDA WOULDA COULDA…. September 1, 2008

SHOULDA…WOULDA…COULDA….OR………
The Greatest Slights in the History of Movies
(OSCAR CALIBER PERFORMANCES THAT SHOULD HAVE WON
but were SLIGHTED by Academy Voters)
THE LADIES:
1. DORIS DAY….5 slights;1 nomination; no wins
(Record holder as # 1 Female Box Office Attraction in history)
“Love Me or Leave Me” (not even a nomination!!!!)
“The Man Who Knew Too Much”
“Calamity Jane” (classic performance)
“Young at Heart”
“Midnight Lace”
“Pillow [...]